Welcome

Welcome to the inaugural flight of the Writing Monkey Blog.  Please make sure your seats are in the upright position; tray-tables are closed and locked; and check that all carry-on luggage is safely stowed.  Familiarize yourself with the exit closest to you (if you’re on a Mac, it’s the BACK BUTTON or the RED RADIO BUTTON - if you’re on a PC, just wait a couple of minutes and your computer will probably crash anyways).

My webmaster told me that folks keep swinging by the website, checking it out, then scooting along to Ebay, Craigslist, or porn sites (oh yeah, my webmaster knows where you’ve been clicking - I hope you wash your hands when you’re finished) when they don’t find anything new.  So to hopefully remedy this, and give people the chance to kickoff their shoes and stay a while, I’m gonna start this blog.

There should be something new every week (or so).  Hopefully it’ll be interesting, humorous, or at the very least libelous.  If it’s the later of those options, I’ll start a new blog called Legal Monkey, where I’ll recount my adventures in the great American legal system.

Now, the captain has switched on the "No Smoking" sign and we have clearance to leave the gate.  Thank you for flying Writing Monkey Blog.