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Here's where you can find information about things I have available for you to buy.  Since the site isn't set up for you purchase directly from here, it will usually involve following a link to a site that is set-up to handle your purchase.

Fantasist Enterprises has released the book "Bash Down the Doors and Slice Open the Badguy.  It includes the hilarious (well, I bet you can't read it without at least ONE out-loud laugh and several grins) short story "Heard It" by yours truly.  You can buy it direct here, or from Barnes & Noble here.

"The Pub at the Center of the Universe" is now available at Amazon.com.  Order it now.  You won't be disappointed.

Check some of the cool merchandise you can pick up at zazzle.com.  Just follow the link and see if there's anything that catches your eye.  Best of all, you can mix and match and pick sizes.  You're sure to find something you like as well as a whole bunch of great gift ideas.

I am somewhat modestly proud to announce the release of Hard Way Studio's "Morbid Myths" Issue #1. A Horror anthology comic that just happens to have a one shot I wrote as it's premiere issue!

• Written and Created by Me (Dale Mettam)

• Penciled by Him (Dwayne Biddix)

• Inked by... another Him (Gary Mitchell)

• Lettered by... you guessed it, another Him, but different from the last Him (Thomas White)

• And last and most certainly leastest, Editored by the BIG HIM (Chris Carpenter) - who didn't edit this, so I laced hiis entery with typos just to annoy himm.

The story inside is called "Overdue Collections" and here's a little tease to stimulate your interest.

When you’re in charge of a Library that has a copy of the “Necronomicon” in the reading room and “The Visitor’s Guide to R’lyeh: Where To Eat, Where To Stay & What To Do,” sitting in the lending section, you tend to take overdue books a little more seriously.

For Abigail Cummerbund, Librarian at the Miskatonic Municipal County Library, maintaining the Dewey Decimal System and hushing noisy readers is only half the job. On a daily basis, she’s all that stands between you and the end of the world.

If you love H.P. Lovecraft, this is the book for you and was inspired by his lesser known work, "The Collected Comedy Stylings of Howie Pip Lovecraft." If you ARE H.P. Lovecraft, you're either spinning in your grave, or wandering the Earth as an undead minion of The Old Ones.

You can find more information here.

If you'd like to buy a copy, and let's be honest, at that price, it would folly not to, follow this link.

Now go return those overdue books.